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Author: Parthena Subject: What's wrong?
luckynuts
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posted on 03-31-2004 at 10:52 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
What's wrong?

I had showed my cut joystick to my girlfriend and was afraid to have sex with me. What's wrong ? Is it so unusual to have sex with such guy as I am?TextText
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posted on 08-29-2004 at 04:53 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator


I see your problem Luckynutz:

You showed her your joystick instead of your penis!

What woman in her right mind wants to have sex with a plastic apparatus that controls the motherboard.

Next time keep it in your pants until you are ready to marry her.

P.S. Looks like those nuts aren't so lucky after all huh big boy!
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posted on 09-01-2004 at 16:34 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk!!!

Like Advice said, "Keep it in your pants!" I joined this forum to help women make the right choice because I have female friends who have been hurt by guys many times over. All the men wanted was to get their dicks wet and pop their cherries. Sex is a great and a pleasureable experience but there is more to life and relationships than that. Take time to get to know the woman you have a relationship with. Put sex on the back burner till you're engaged and have the wedding planned. Or...be the better man and do it on the wedding night. Till then, get your petroleum jelly out and get a towel that you don't mind turning into a lamp post.
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posted on 12-17-2007 at 07:26 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
Lol

Well I still remember the day I saw an 'uncut joystick' and I thought it was the weirdest sight I'd ever seen!
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